Paging Doc_M - I think you have GOLD FEVER

posted by Nicki Hansen (gwiz665) 1 decade 4 years 12 months ago • 392 views
Our resident researcher and Internet Influence Institute member has recently received an honorary gold-100 medal - the next best thing to a Nobel Prize.

Please join your hands in celebration of his endeavors and do a slow clap.

For reference, here are things that DocM loves:
-Disrespectful or otherwise rude people.
-Ignorant or otherwise moronic people.
-Most conspiracy theorists. (This means you, Rosie)
-Most activists. (This means you, Cindy)
-Religion bashers.
-America bashers.
-Whiny victim types.
-Anti-science types.
-Keith Obermann, Sean Hannity, Pat Condell, and Richard Dawkins.
-PETA, the RIAA, the ACLU, and CAIR.
-Those dang melt-sealed, bleed-you-to-death plastic packages everything seems to come in.

So go sift some of them in his honor!

His queue is empty at the moment, but his personal queue is brimming and there are plenty of gems he's published.

So huzzah, DocM! Congratulations on your gold 100.

I slaved over a filthy Photoshop all day for this?

31 Comments

rasch187 says...

Congrats, Doc! You should do more blog posts, those are always a good read.



and yes, zifnab, this monumental post with fantastic self made pictures and most of the text not copied from somewhere else definitely is *quality.

edit: I got you to make a picture....yay me!

Doc_M says...

Thank you. Thank you. I may be slow at this whole "sifting" thingy, but I'm sooo happy to be able to stop embarrassing myself by trying to promote things and getting scolded by a tin can. Anyway, look out! You'll see my new channel in 2013!!!1 Jeez I need an avatar for summer... when's the next holiday?

rottenseed says...

-Disrespectful or otherwise rude people. - Me
-Ignorant or otherwise moronic people. - Me
-Most conspiracy theorists. (This means you, Rosie) - They're all after me
-Most activists. (This means you, Cindy) - Hell no I won't go
-Religion bashers. - Dirty hippy Jesus.
-America bashers. - Dirty hippy hippies
-Whiny victim types. - It's not my fault I'm an asshole
-Anti-science types. - but at least I didn't evolve from a monkey!
-Keith Obermann, Sean Hannity, Pat Condell, and Richard Dawkins. - all great men
-PETA, the RIAA, the ACLU, and CAIR. - Those must be some other language
-Those dang melt-sealed, bleed-you-to-death plastic packages everything seems to come in. - HEY! My dad invented those!

Jeez, according to this, Doc_M should LOVE LOVE LOVE ME!

congrats on the 100 and on finally diagnosing this rash.

Ornthoron says...

Congratulations! Doc_M is a damn cool dude who shows all us raving atheists on the sift that not all religious people are close-minded anti-science types. Keep sharing your brilliant insights with us all, and keep on sifting so you can supply us with a *health/medicine channel soon!

*promote

blankfist says...

Whoa! I am late to the party. Congrats, mi amigo! Great job, my brother. Keep it up, and take this big bucket of shit to enjoy any way you wish. Or you can also have this other bucket of A$$ GR@V33; your choice.

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