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Ponceleon might not be a 3-year-veteran of the Sift (then again who knows, he might've been a long-time lurker (or even... mlx! gasp!) before he joined), but he's definitely become one of the most likable folks around.

If there's anything really important I've learned about this Prius-riding, left-leaning, videogame-playing Bostonian (apart from the fact his username has two 'e's in it - which I managed to be unaware of until today ), it's that one of his life-long ambitions is to engage in intercourse with animals. But hey, let's not jump to hasty conclusions and label him a pervert right away, it's not like he's some sicko who'd eat a pizza with cutlery, you know...

Where was I? That's right - ponceleon is a stand up guy, and his comments tend to be some of the best ever, so be sure to check out his UNSIFTED vids and his PQUEUE from time to time, because more often than not you'll find real gems in there.

*cue round of applause*

Image courtesy of the lovely and talanted NicoleBee, slightly modified for the occasion by EDD
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Woo, power on ponceleon. Now you can wield those promotes like nobody's business.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats you fat flying pig.


written by rasch187  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*Woohoo!!!


written by EDD  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Self promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by original submitter EDD.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Conponceleonations!


written by Kevlar  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Well done, Ponceleon! *quality


written by eric3579  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Awarding EDD with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by eric3579.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, Ponceleon!


written by Sarzy  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, you big meany.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Props, Ponceleon!


written by dotdude  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Good job Ponceleon - I hadn't realized until today about the 2 'e's' as well.

Keep em coming!


written by Throbbin  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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does this mean i have to buy a gift now?
congrats ponce,your comments are my reason for living...
ok..they crack me up.
as i have stated before:
DUDE..you rock!


written by enoch  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ponce in perpetuity!

Yea!


written by rougy  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Now you're famous!


written by deedub81  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Woooo! I go to a few meetings and come back to a party!!


written by ponceleon  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Edit: btw, it is all true, I do eat pizza with cutlery.


written by ponceleon  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations, and I'm STILL working on bloody gold. ._.


written by Shepppard  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Good job dude mang! I'm honored by your humble piggy-ness! (Boarness?)


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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On a sentimental note: I would like to thank all those folks who make these videos even better with all their great comments... Here's a bit of nostalgia that some may remember, but not remember that it was me.

So back when I was a lurker, I didn't quite get what videosift was all about. I read the instructions and thought I understood what was up. So the first video I submitted promptly got me banned! It was a video I took of a cow in switzerland and I said "hey buddy" to the cow. Yup... exciting stuff. Anyway, I got banned pretty fast and then went back and read the stuff on self-promoting. I guess I took the rule as being literal, as in I was promoting myself in some way. Anyway, understanding the rule better, I promptly removed the offending video, apologized, and someone (sorry can't remember who) gave me a second chance!

I must say I am eternally grateful to whoever that was, as the time I've spent with all you guys has been hella fun.

Love the sift


written by ponceleon  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^ it was sarzy. I guess he felt bad about banning you


written by rasch187  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^Naw... people should read rules more carfully than I did... he was nice to give me a second chance anyway...

On that note, I was reflecting further on the sift and was thinking of what my favorite self-sifted video is... I think it might be Dongpocalypse...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dongcopalypse


written by ponceleon  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations! From now on you can give all your self made videos to me, and I'll be happy to get star points from them.

Keep the exellent commentary and sifting coming!


written by Haldaug  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Hey Ponce, hope you found your damned fountain of youth by now, cheers!


written by NeuralNoise  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh hey, it is a Flying Pig Ace Face. I thought it was Alf.


written by vairetube  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Grats Ponce!

Job well done!


written by KnivesOut  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Damn, check out that bulge.

Ponceleon, like a pretty petunia in a pasture you prove your prowess by philandering with peacocks and occasionally pack bowls of pot to perpetuate the progress of your powerful mind. Yeaaah, idk what that was about either. Anyways - congrats!!!


written by EndAll  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, you Ponce!


written by griefer_queafer  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations, and stop buzzing the sheep. It really kills the mood.


written by kronosposeidon  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Cripes how many people have been made recently?

Not like this of course;




Congrats!


written by Deano  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Woo hoo! Mazel tov!


written by Sketch  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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May the promotes be with you and may your powerpoints recharge swiftly Ponceleon. Consiftulations!


written by schmawy  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Whoa, how the hell did all this happen when i was gone?!
gratz man! i love your comments they always add to the discussion in a positive way.


written by JiggaJonson  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Happy 100th, Ponceleon!


written by notarobot  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Sarzy is such a soft touch. I would have put him on a cross, for no other reason that to institute the religion of siftology with Ponceleon as our savior.
(but then I'm a total sift-nazi motherfucker, so I guess that says more about me.)

>> ^rasch187:
^ it was sarzy. I guess he felt bad about banning you



written by gwiz665  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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You've reached the second to the last milestone that means anything. The rest is empty status. Enjoy your new powers and may Jesus ride in on his white stallion-led chariot and gift you eternal life in his kingdom of country music, mullets and perms.


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats ponceleon! I truly appreciate you're presence on videosift.


written by geo321  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^ponceleon:
Edit: btw, it is all true, I do eat pizza with cutlery.


My grandma used to eat pizza with a knife and fork, and now she's dead - something to think about.


written by EDD  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats!


written by demon_ix  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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well done ponce


written by deputydog  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm with you on the animal sex thing Ponce. I wouldn't mind doing it with a big beautiful cat - providing it was consensual - and the cat had bathed recently.

Congrats and thanks.


written by dag  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I like your moves.


written by BreaksTheEarth  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats!

Where's your avy from by the way? Always came off as strangely familiar ...


written by RedSky  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, ponce. Nicely done.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I was also a longtime lurker like you, and we both ended our sift virginity at approximately the same time. Us semi-younglings gotta stick together, you know! Well done!


written by Ornthoron  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Enjoy your night of 100 starz


written by Eklek  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Wtg Ponceleon. Congrats


written by burdturgler  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, Ponceleon! Yay HUNDYYYYYYYYYSTARZ!!!
Sorry so late... forgive me. I've been ill w/ lung infection!


written by Issykitty  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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