Welcome to the party! Just in time for the New Year! Come on in, leave a happy comment and be sure to upvote other people's comments, too. The more upvotes the merrier.
I think we will need a three comment limit or else people will leave twenty in a row. If you leave more than 3 comments, prepare to have them downvoted instead.
Now let's PARTY!
THREE COMMENT LIMIT LIFTED
Now let's PARTY!
THREE COMMENT LIMIT LIFTED





































http://www.videosift.com/video/Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy-Ren-Stimpy
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days o' lang syne ?
CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my jo,
For auld lang syne,
We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp !
And surely I’ll be mine !
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu’d the gowans fine ;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot,
Sin auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We twa hae paidl’d i' the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
Sin auld lang syne.
CHORUS
And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere !
And gie's a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll tak a right gude-willy waught,
For auld lang syne.
CHORUS
I Still have leftover turkey to munch on! Woo!
>> ^UsesProzac:
DIAF
When I woke up this morning, she was gone, and my wallet was still on my bedside table!
If I drink water while this doth last
May I never again drink wine
For how can a man
In his life of a span
Do anything better than dine?
We'll dine and drink and say if we think
That anything better can be
And when we have dined
Wish all mankind
May dine as well as we
And though a good wish will fill no dish
And brim no cup with sack
Yet thoughts will spring as the glasses ring
To illume our studious track
On the brilliant dreams of our hopeful schemes
The light of the flask shall shine
And we'll sit till day but we'll find the way
To drench the world with wine
-Thomas Love Peacock
I'm taking all of you guys' & gals' love.
Also, have sex.
I skipped over a bunch of numbers in my first comment, and nobody noticed and/or cared!
let me play among the stars
and let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars
in other words, let's fuck
I'm not as hung over as I feared I would be! A drink of water and a shower and I'm as good as new!
The Constitution
Diplomacy
Science
Global Warming
Helping people who don't agree with him (or give him money)
What a change that'll be! If the other party decides to adopt those beliefs, we might be in for some really, really good times.
I just took a crap and feel MUCH better.
Happy Comment #20: 2009 is my first year of sterility !!!!
Ha! It will be for me too... not actually yet, but not long now...
Happy new year to all though, hope your festive season was/is great, and that 2009 brings much joy and happiness all your ways, even the people here I vehemently disagree with... I wish you to be happy by discovering that my thinking is the right thinking.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
FFS, I just stepped in something sticky...
aw...Dude! I'm fucking barefoot.
So hey eh, am I late to the circle jerk?
Yes. I hope you saved room for a very soggy cracker!
Anyone want to help me finish this off?
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year...fellow sift junkies
(votes, like integers and irrational numbers, are finite, so I'd best jump in while I can!)
A great way to ring in the New Year: fur, purrs and sneezes.
Up!
No need to stop the feelings of good will just yet is there?
Up votes all round, and a reminder to keep enjoying this year.
So... whose cock do I have to suck to get some upvotes in this biotch???
Mine!!
You just gave birth, better wait a bit.