and now.. for something completely dystopianfuturetoday
on january 26th of this year, dft managed to somehow control enough people's minds to get them to upvote his comments so that he had all five of the top rated new comments.
it's been a while, and i think we should commemorate the occasion by taking turns 'completing' those comments with what we think he really said...
1. Hopefully one day we will rid ourselves of puritan ... kitten video downvoters and Issy and I will rule this place with an iron paw!
2. Oh, and for what it's worth, I only pleasure myself ...
3. I guess I just don't see the problem with seeing two ... girls lovingly embracing a cup.
4. This one isn't nearly as bad, because we know that ... the U.S. americans are unable to do so, because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and uh, I believe that our education like such as.
5. Kung Fu porn doesn't really do it for me. Does anyone else ... find leprechauns unbearably attractive?
it's been a while, and i think we should commemorate the occasion by taking turns 'completing' those comments with what we think he really said...
1. Hopefully one day we will rid ourselves of puritan ... kitten video downvoters and Issy and I will rule this place with an iron paw!
2. Oh, and for what it's worth, I only pleasure myself ...
3. I guess I just don't see the problem with seeing two ... girls lovingly embracing a cup.
4. This one isn't nearly as bad, because we know that ... the U.S. americans are unable to do so, because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and uh, I believe that our education like such as.
5. Kung Fu porn doesn't really do it for me. Does anyone else ... find leprechauns unbearably attractive?
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kulpimsmmm, leprechauns... wait, what was this about again?
Thylan*quality but i've a house to paint so i'll make a pathetic contribution later.
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oh, and ill have some PP later too, so i might re invoke this. sigh.
siftbotThylan cannot award a quality point for this Sift Talk post because Thylan does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by Thylan. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)
MarineGunrockPure awesome.
kronosposeidonWow, I don't even remember this happening. It must have been back when I was freebasing Drano.
swampgirlAll Hail the Iron Paw!
dystopianfuturetodayI guess I don't see the problem with seeing two... secret sea men [who generally see the scenic scenery of the sea (such as seashells and such) as seemingly seeded with superfluous secretions and seahorse semen] in seedy scenes. After all, C is for Cookie, which is good enough for me, see?
Thanks berticus, very funny.
Issykitty*quality post, berticus!
siftbotAwarding berticus with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by Issykitty.
Thylan1) Hopefully one day we will rid ourselves of puritan ... Europeans, who keep sticking to the truth and spirit of democracy instead of truly supporting our Zionist crusades for more US oil. Why cant the Europeans see just how much they gain by the US having enough oil? It prevents us invading them!
And thanks for the * quality Issy.
2) Oh, and for what it's worth, I only pleasure myself ... with the aid of my kronosposeidon with Blankfist pr0n. They have so many great movies. Awesome.
3) I guess I just don't see the problem with seeing two ... more terms of a republican president.
4) This one isn't nearly as bad, because we know that ... deep down, dag and lucky will never abandon us for Twitter.
5) Kung Fu porn doesn't really do it for me. Does anyone else ... want kronosposeidon and Blankfist to get back to making more material?
I'm off to London for a bit. You can flame me freely while I'm gone
kulpimsMy tongue hurts just from reading this
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I guess I don't see the problem with seeing two... secret sea men [who generally see the scenic scenery of the sea (such as seashells and such) as seemingly seeded with superfluous secretions and seahorse semen] in seedy scenes. After all, C is for Cookie, which is good enough for me, see?
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